Post #4: How to be COOL ~ With pictures - By Phuong

How to be COOL...

Instructions and tips with pictures by Phuong

Hello! Welcome to the "Most useless How-to" television show. Our topic this week, chosen by people, is How to be Cool. Do you ever get bullied by others? Do you have a crush on some hot girls or guys in the school but you're just to normal for them? Do you ever stared at popular students in the school with big eyes and your mouth wide open, wishing you are them? Well, worry no more. Today, I am going to demonstrate to you HOW TO BE COOL.

Step 1: Update the trends!

So, think about the word "COOL". It's one of the famous thing these days for teenagers. That means you have to catch up with the present. Don't think about the past, don't predict the future. Live where you are! 22nd century. Follow the new trends. People nowadays don't talk long and hard-to-understand language anymore. You have to learn words like Lol, BRB, Cool story bro, dude,... and most important, do not forget WASSUPPPPPPP. If someone says to you "How's it goin' man" and you reply "I'm fine, thank you", you're done. Sometimes, think outside of the box. If you are the cool one, then you make trends for others to follow. Stacking 1-floor-house on top of each other might be a great idea. 

Step 2: Internet 24/24

It's 2013. People use internet a lot more than they used to. They find information, write essays, submit homework,... on the internet, and so are cool people. You want to be cool? Get to know the computer. Don't write letters by hand and ask a bird to deliver it. Use the new mailing system, Yahoo! Or Gmail. Cool people don't sit and have their eyes on the book, they have their feet on the table with the laptop on their knees. Join Facebook, Instagram, Twitter,... the popular social network. Talk with people. Put cool status and share awesome photos, this is when you use your technics from step 1. Comment, chat or anything, use the teen language.

Step 3: Have unique and awesome styles for you
Cool people don't want to look like everyone else. That's boring. Make something of your own. Call it MY STYLE. For example, you could start wearing long colorful socks with sandals, or where a turtle on your head, or wearing a 3cm thick jacket in a summer day. But be careful with your fashion, check if they match from head to toe. If your hats, top, bottom, shoes fits but your glasses is dead, you're finish! Cool people have fashion eyes. You know how cool guys wear caps and jacket with only 1 arm in the sleeve? You could take something like that and turn it into your style. 

Step 4: Walk like a PRO
Do you ever see a cool guy walks with their back curve to the front and the head looking straight with small eyes? No. Cool guys walk like a pro. They do the opposite thing. If you want to look cool, you have to lean your back like there is a stick behind you that would hold you when you fall. Your head always move, to the left, to the right. You could even shake your shoulder as your feet move. And to add more excited stuff, dance and jump. Be active, be creative, do what you feel. Then, people with look at you like a cool guy. 



Extra step: BE HOT

This step is very simple yet very effective. All you need is a stove. Get into a blanket and turn on the flames. Sit still for 1-2 hours and you will be very hot.

TIPS

If you want to be a cool guy/girl, don't follow the steps above.

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That is it for today Useless How-to. Thank you for reading and remember, be cool!...or not.